One Night Stand

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Season 4, Episode 3


One Night Stand!

Jackie ran into Gary and his new fiance
drinking at the Lobo, now she's not okay
In an act of desperation, drunken vulnerability,
Jackie hooked up with fucking gross and nasty Arnie

She's 36 years old with flabby arm and pelican neck
She thinks that no one loves her and all her plants are dead
Roseanne, Anne Marie, Crystal, and Bonnie
Can't believe that Jackie would stoop so low to sleep with Arnie

"I wanna drive the big rigs"


from Chicken Shirt, released August 9, 2015



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