Jackie Wants to Be a Cop

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Season 2, Episode 2


Jackie wants to be a cop, to bust some bad dudes
She thinks it's a great idea but Roseanne doesn't approve-
She took that dream, she stomped it, kicked it in the gutter
So now they're in a tiff and Jackie's really drunk
But she knows how to prove herself: beat Rosie up!
It's the grudge match we've all been waiting for

Lanford PD: meet Jackie
Soon to be on duty/deputy

As it turns out, Rosie's just concerned
She's afraid that Jackie will end up getting hurt
But for once Jackie wants to feel like Rosie's on her side
Talk it out, talk it out, that's what sisters do
Hug it out, don't pout, put an end to this feud
Jackie's jazzed and gonna make it happen this time


from Chicken Shirt, released August 9, 2015



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